Sunday 14 February 2010

Here is the news

Good morning/afternoon/evening (delete as appropriate).

Two men and a wee lad have been arrested in Helen's Bay, following a dispute over organic farming rights. It's understood up to 5 kilos of potatoes have been removed from the scene for examination.

Belfast is to get it's very own small wheel. The Lord Mayor, Naomi Long, was reported to have commented

'Every major town and city across these islands has its own small wheel and Belfast should not be an exception.'

It's expected the wheel will be able to accommodate up to one small adult.

House prices have now risen and fallen in the same month for the past 27 months. Insiders claim fluctuating property prices as the major contributor to the latest figures,

And finally, the cold weather is set to continue as strong winds cause havoc across the country. Winds of up to 3 miles per hour have been recorded on Rathlin Island, the strongest since records began.


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