I smell a rat

When is killing humane?

According to some reports the 'celebrities' from the jungle took 90 seconds to kill a rat, before cooking and eating it in a tasty risotto.

Hmm...there's nothing more I like than a well flavoured rat risotto...

Isn't it just a case however of the whole sorry L.C.D. (lowest common denominator) T.V being perpetuated through the press via 'non-stories'. No doubt that old ratticus norvegicus Max had a hand in it, so to speak.

Or maybe he was too busy crawling over a certain wag...

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets