Red wine is bad, red wine cures cancer

All too regularly, usually on 'slow news' days, the same old chestnut gets regurgitated, so to speak.

This takes the somewhat predictable form of something which was previously so unspeakably evil, now having the power to cure all ills.

Today's gem is mobile phones...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8443541.stm

We had been told that using these was a potential cause of head melting radiation, now the word is they can help prevent Alzheimer's.

A few months ago, it was red wine or coffee or jam or whatever else nonsense.

Don't forget people, you heard it here first,

Oceania is at war with Eastasia, Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.