Bullshit, bollocks, and bumfluff.

No, it isn't the name of your town's newest solicitors, just a statement of opinion about the 'financial crisis', which quite frankly bores the frigging arse off me.

How is it that the 'government' (first against the wall...) can get away with being £178 billion in debt? Then ask us to pay for it?

What does that even mean?

Is it a lorryload? A mini skip?

Money only exists to keep the people in their place and when you're at the top of the shit heap there's no-one left to wheel you off to the asylum.

It's all just symbolic interactionism anyway. You can't eat paper or keep warm on coins.

It's only a matter of time before we all get micro chipped...