Ridiculous World

The eagle eyed film buff will no doubt recognise this scene from 'Apocalypse Now'.

I use it by way of illustration that the entire world is madder than Johnny Depp now.

A simple scroll down any news site should be enough to trigger a frenzied wave of island buying.

1. Girl 12, stabbed to death.

2. Mild mannered Eugene Terreblanche hacked to death over money row.

3. Teen Stabbed to death in Dublin.

4. U.S. girl sues for $1m after writing I love my friends on school desk, and trailed out in handcuffs

5. Four horsemen laid off in apocalypse redundancies.

6. Cowardly lion regrets comments condemning church over child abuse.

7. Couple arrested for kissing in public in Dubai.

8. Compulsory sex tests to be taken in all B&B's to avoid sneaky same sex rumpy.

There are literally thousands of other ridiculous things happening in the world.

As George sang,

'It's all too much'.

The jawbone of an ass

The law sir, is an ass...

The lawyers are an enormous pain in the ass.

I refer of course to Cherie Bliar/Booth (what's in a name). declaring that because a guy was 'religious', it was understandable he broke another man's jaw and she wouldn't want the poor man to go to prison.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8497365.stm

It matters not one jot, which 'magic bus' he travels on, it's the

ridiculous supposition that delusion covers crime with an absolution

blanket.

Oh and he didn't just punch him in the bank, but had another crack

in the street.

I believe in breathing in and out.

Does this mean I can smack the numpties who don't?

Top ten ridiculous but wonderful music videos, in no particular order.

Always on the look out for ridiculous things in life, here are my ten ridiculous tracks with links for you to enjoy.

1.Queen - Innuendo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmHgdLKwU8U

2.Mirwais - Naive Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR7i96CZN0E

3.Goldfrapp - Happiness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnHlGONToIc

4.Guy Marks - Loving you has made me bananas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKR6g-xikQk

5.Sparks - This town ain't big enough for the both of us
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBtj2ShktAU

6.Lieutenant Pigeon - Mouldy old dough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy32skBSHs0

7.Rammstein - Sonne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHlA3fmJG0&feature=PlayList&p=D543BF168C5552F0&index=53

8.The Beloved - Sweet Harmony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fflbSnB9sE4&feature=PlayList&p=D543BF168C5552F0&index=58

9.David Bowie - Ashes to Ashes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMThz7eQ6K0&feature=PlayList&p=D543BF168C5552F0&index=106

10.Placebo - Nancy Boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThNfrNGdgxs